dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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