Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
