what if I'm pregnant?
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You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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