I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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