So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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