have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
