haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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