i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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