i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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