I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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Drunk is not a location!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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