i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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