She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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