There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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