OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
