Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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