we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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