There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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