Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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