Those balls look pretty dangerous.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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