The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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