this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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