Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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