I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?