Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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