ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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