Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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