i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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