Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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