people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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