There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
cat food counts as protein by the way
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have aggressive nipples.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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