Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The Olympian is in my bed
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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