i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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