Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm passing your future prison.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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