I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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