Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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