is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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