Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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