U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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