just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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