highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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