Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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