I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
i think i just naturally attract stoners
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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