my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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