dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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