You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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