Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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