I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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