No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...