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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

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• (+44): View more from England

  if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed

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  keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.

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• (916): View more from California

  Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i am way too old to be getting fingered at work

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.

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• (408): View more from California

  its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat

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  your picture is with misty too!!

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  I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??

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