So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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40s are totally the cure
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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