If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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