All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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