A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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