Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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