Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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