My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Houston, we have a squirter
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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