it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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