Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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