Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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