I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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